it's not even close...

so i've been learning lots of "internet lingo" as i've been blogging and visiting other people's blogs. saw this and thought it was pretty cool. when someone wants to express the greatness of one idea, or person, or thing over another — say, for example, the hotness factor of josh duhamel versus jerry o'connell– they will type something like “josh duhamel >>>> jerry o'connell … and it’s not even close.” thus, in just a few short words you have summed up your position on the matter — no need to debate or expound any further. in fact, you’ve shut down any arguments already – look, you said “it’s not even close” – basically, don’t bother me with any of your petty rebuttals! so here's my list for today:

*nonfat vanilla latte >>>> cappucino
*fast moving traffic >>>> standstill traffic right after a wreck
*lobster >>>> fish
*students that "click" >>>> students that "space-out"
*going out for an impromptu lunch @ subway w/ julie today >>>> eating school cafeteria food
*diet coke >>>> diet pepsi
*getting a picture of my brother's dog in a batman costume on my cell phone >>>> telemarketer calling
*mastiffs >>>> chihuahuas
*watching tv >>>> grading papers
*grey's anatomy >>>> house, md
*going to the movies >>>> renting movies
*creme brulee >>>> flan
*jonathan expressing himself >>>> jonathan sending me telepathic messages :)
*being able to see the ocean >>>> being surrounded by endless land
*ipod nano >>>> other mp3 players
*the way taylor said mama when i went to get her up this morning >>>> the alarm clock
*taylor >>>> any other kid

...and it's not even close

what's yours?

*currently rockin' out to: slow dancing in a burning room-john mayer